Michael Phelps Breakfast in 5-Minutes

Michale Phelp's Poor Sportsmanship

The LSD cat.

Video blog: 'Kansas City Airshow '08, Downtown Airport'

Check out this footage I shot while attending the 2008 Kansas City Downtown Airshow at the Charles B. Wheeler Airport. I somehow scored an interview with Kansas City’s own, Thunderbird Pilot Dyon Douglas! Probably the craziest thing I saw that I captured footage of was a “how it works” explanation of a jet powered porta potty that goes over 70 MPH.

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Tiger Woods, walks on water.

The Dark Knight... kiddy version.

World's Worst Olympic Swimming Trial

Dude, this guy can rock the piano.

Taking a bath in the Burger King sink (WTF!)

A Good Sexy Screenname Is Hard To Find

American Idol Auditions, Kansas City

This past Friday, American Idol rolled into Kansas City to hold round one auditions for Season 8. Of course, I grabbed my camera and video blogged the craziness. It was great -- I really met a lot of cool people in the couple hours I walked around. One thing I found surprising, the majority of people were practically fighting to sing for the camera ...and they were actually all pretty good! Check out my audio blog on Utterz and my video blog below. P.s. You'll be crackin' up when you meet "Mr. Banana Man", a memorable character for sure. Enjoy!


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Crazy Sprinkler Lady

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

(thanks Carrie)

Vegas has everything, it really does.

Landlord rams Hummer into renter's house.

Police have arrested a Newark area landlord who allegedly rammed his Hummer into a renter's house, claiming the tenants were behind on their rent.

New Castle County Police spokesman Cpl. Trinidad Navarro said the 30-year-old landlord crashed the SUV into a home on Lute Court in Harmony Woods about 3 a.m. Thursday.

A 50-year-old woman and her 53-year-old husband sleeping inside and were jolted awake by a loud crash and the house shaking. Officers learned the man was the landlord and went to his home and saw the damaged Hummer with a pine branch stuck in the front bumper.

Invisible ramp.

Dude has sex with 400 cows.

A man with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre. They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies. Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

WTF? This is life?

Stop saying this word please.

Escalator accident -- uh, wow.

Raw Video: Escalator accident in Japan

Dude calls 911 to report slot machine stole his money

47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.

He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set. On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out.

And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

[hilarious] Tracy Morgan WASTED on TV.

At least he's wearing underwear?

[hilarious] Mountain top golfing.

Boobs vs. Fries?

Don't blog when you're really depressed.

A former Muhlenberg College student accused of threatening last year to kill himself, an unnamed professor and ''lots of people'' on campus won't serve any jail time for his comments and could get the matter wiped off his criminal record in a few years, a Lehigh County judge ruled Thursday.

Judge Maria L. Dantos' decision to place 22-year-old Zachariah Brown in the Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program was recommended by both prosecutors and Brown's defense attorney.

They said Brown has been suffering from depression for 10 years and was not being treated for the illness at the time he made the threats on his Internet blog. ''I made a significant error in judgment,'' said Brown, now a sound engineer for a theater company in New York state. ''I do regret all the trouble I caused.''

iPhone 'arm'. The must have accessory.

Wow -- weird at first, then pretty clever.

Woman gives birth to her 18th child.

A Romanian immigrant has given birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, making her the province's most prolific mother in 20 years.

Proud dad Alexandru Ionce said Saturday that his 44-year-old wife, Livia, gave birth on July 22. Their daughter Abigail weighed in at 7 pounds, 12 ounces (3.5 kilograms).

"We never planned how many children to have. We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life," Alexandru Ionce said.

This chick licks everything in her hotel room. Ewwww.

Groverfield.

The blob jump [weeeeeeeeeeee]